Some people think I've got it in for the Royals. What I've got it in for is useless privileged people wasting tax payers money and embarrassing the country which they say they are so proud of.
I refer here to the 'chuckle brothers' William and Harry, they chuckle endlessly because they are filthy rich and privileged, thick as posts and don't have to work, ever ! just like their family.
Their cousin Peter is getting married so they had a stag night, they are learning things, the Isle of Wight was the venue (less publicity) more scope for behaving like braying upper class donkeys.
Their circle of friends made their way there as did the heroic siblings, so what ? I hear you ask, well it's their travel arrangements which angered me and should anger you too.
Flyman Willie decided to use an RAF helicopter to fly to London to pick up Hooray Henry, who was just back from some hols. in Barbados, then off to the I.O.W. for a couple of days of jolly good fun, hopefully without the beastly press wallahs snooping around, a good time was had by all.
To London and on to the I.O.W. and back by private helicopter, how much ?
The sycophantic RAF brass that I'm so opposed to, on being rumbled have put out a risible story about it being part of his training, they described him as an "excellent pilot" and "a natural" now there's a surprise eh ? the Royal Family seem to be just brilliant at everything, it makes me feel quite humble.
No doubt about it the RAF is the place to be for a young recruit. "you there Wingco thingy, can we borrow a chopper to go on a golf trip" yes indeed sir, be careful now.
Prince Andrew, that intellectual big hitter took the Royal Train to Scotland once on a Golf outing, "it's jolly well my train" he said, is it too much to ask that these rich spongers at least pay for such things and, is it too much to ask the RAF to start acting like a proper professional Air Force, what an embarrassment, again.