Wednesday, April 16, 2008

A COUPLE OF ROYAL FLYMEN.

Some people think I've got it in for the Royals. What I've got it in for is useless privileged people wasting tax payers money and embarrassing the country which they say they are so proud of.
I refer here to the 'chuckle brothers' William and Harry, they chuckle endlessly because they are filthy rich and privileged, thick as posts and don't have to work, ever ! just like their family.

Their cousin Peter is getting married so they had a stag night, they are learning things, the Isle of Wight was the venue (less publicity) more scope for behaving like braying upper class donkeys.
Their circle of friends made their way there as did the heroic siblings, so what ? I hear you ask, well it's their travel arrangements which angered me and should anger you too.

Flyman Willie decided to use an RAF helicopter to fly to London to pick up Hooray Henry, who was just back from some hols. in Barbados, then off to the I.O.W. for a couple of days of jolly good fun, hopefully without the beastly press wallahs snooping around, a good time was had by all.

To London and on to the I.O.W. and back by private helicopter, how much ?
The sycophantic RAF brass that I'm so opposed to, on being rumbled have put out a risible story about it being part of his training, they described him as an "excellent pilot" and "a natural" now there's a surprise eh ? the Royal Family seem to be just brilliant at everything, it makes me feel quite humble.

No doubt about it the RAF is the place to be for a young recruit. "you there Wingco thingy, can we borrow a chopper to go on a golf trip" yes indeed sir, be careful now.

Prince Andrew, that intellectual big hitter took the Royal Train to Scotland once on a Golf outing, "it's jolly well my train" he said, is it too much to ask that these rich spongers at least pay for such things and, is it too much to ask the RAF to start acting like a proper professional Air Force, what an embarrassment, again.

18 comments:

Rumbold said...

"What I've got it in for is useless privileged people wasting tax payers money and embarrassing the country which they say they are so proud of."

Don't let the cabinet hear you say that.

Macnasty said...

Don't believe everything you read in the papers, young Terry.

I mean, both you and dear Wendy have been 'misquoted,' 'taken out of context' and even worse, had lies told about you.

If it can happen to paragons like you two, why not William and Harry?

God Save the Queen said...

The Royals must be following the example set by the Labour party when it comes to the use of taxpayers money then eh?

"Two Jags" Prescott, "Gorbals Mick" Martin's expenses, Gordon Brown ignoring the report of the drug reclassification think tank which he set up. Were all of these cases of the taxpayer's money being well spent?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Rumbold) 14:51

If these two goons didn’t exist I would have to make them up.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Macnasty) 14:52

I thought the papers were largely in support of the monarchy, what have you been reading ?

Jack McGurk said...

Another politics of envy post form Fatty Arbuckle.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(God Save the Queen) 15:07

All the political parties put together don’t come anywhere near the money that the Royals have taken from the British tax payer over hundreds of years.

They are the most successful business in the world and the British tax payer is their ‘cash cow’ the hero Prince Harry is worth £8 million - nuff said.

I think you can also vote out a government !

Macnasty said...

'Vote out a government?'

Not in Zimbabwe, you can't. Or Cuba. Or Russia. Or Iraq. Or China, or...need I go on?

Suffice to say that in all the places where your heroes are in power, it takes dynamite to get them out, not a vote.

And the wildly exagerated stories about Prince William's flight were in all the papers, yours and mine.

Rumbold said...

Terry:

If you become prime minister one day your words may come back to haunt you. Be careful. Neither the royal family nor Gordon Brown have been elected to their posts. Is this a leadershp challenge starting?

w goodwin said...

"They are the most successful business in the world and the British tax payer is their ‘cash cow’ the hero Prince Harry is worth £8 million - nuff said".

About as much as your hero, Tony Blair. You bloody hypocrite.

Serpico said...

"They are the most successful business in the world and the British tax payer is their ‘cash cow’ the hero Prince Harry is worth £8 million - nuff said."

According to official government figures, the Royals receive the equivalent of 30p per taxpayer per year. It could be more given Gordon Browns propensity for fiddling figures - if you believe that inflation is only 2.5 percent then you obviously haven't been shopping recently.

When compared with the almost £2500 per taxpayer that we are in hock to Northern Rock for, it is small price to pay for one of the most hard-working individuals in the country, i.e. the Queen.

I'd far rather pay my 30p per annum for someone who obviously loves her country and is a fine ambassador for Great Britain than shell out nealry £1800 a year in council tax to keep fat, lazy, incompetents such as yourself in a final salary pension scheme.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Macnasty) 16/04/08

Are you one of the Royal Flunky Macnasty clan ?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Rumbold) 16/04/08

I have no chance of being P.M. and "I wouldn’t be queen for a hundred pounds".

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(w goodwin) 16/04/08

Calling Blair my hero is rather weak is it not ? anyway he was a successful lawyer and was repeatedly elected.

The Royals on the other hand could easily get themselves ‘lost in Woolworths on a Sat. afternoon’ and have never been elected to anything, they are our biggest dole scrounging family.

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Serpico) 07:18
“someone who obviously loves her country”

For that kind of money, those castles, trains, planes, horses, farms etc. with no qualifications and no need of them, able to keep it in the family as well.

I could love my country every bit as much as any Royal and I could even do it without being a laughing stock and an embarrassment.

Macnasty said...

Terry
Wendy has three questions at Question Time. Today she asked only two and then shut up

Now, either the Brightest Button in Labours Box has trouble counting to three, or Alex is doing such a super job, she can't find anything to have a pop at him about.

C'mon now, you know her well, which is it?

Anonymous said...

Gordon Brown's armed school regiments will be marching through our streets -proudly proclaiming their allegiance to the Queen and Union Jack.
Won't your heart swell with pride Terry?

Cllr Terry Kelly said...

(Anonymous) 17/04/08

Wow ! the P.M. is going to arm our schoolchildren and get them to march through our streets.

Would they not be in danger, not to mention the public ?

Well thought out, no wonder you’re ‘anon’